Dear You:

Note: This article was contributed by Preston Swagger , a fellow Truth Merchant who’s just written a very insightful article on why men fake orgasms .  You should check it out (if there are enough clicks maybe I’ll get a raise).

Dear Girl With The Shawl At Last Night’s Dark Knight Showing,

A shawl?  Really?  I know it gets cold in movie theaters, but you looked like you were only in your mid-twenties (and cute).  Which is why I was so confused when you pulled out…

The shawl.

And proceeded to pull your feet up onto the seat and drape it over your entire body like a tent.

Is that what’s hot in the streets right now?

I mean it was a 10pm showing on a Monday night.  So I’m wondering who separated you from your glass of warm milk to bring you out for that?

But like I said, you’re a very attractive girl…and guys will overlook a lot for very attractive women (even shawls).  So maybe we can get together sometime.  I’ll cut out a few “Hometown Buffet” coupons and we’ll tear it up til 9:30 or 10pm.

Your hip is still good to go right?

Yours in truth,

The Postman

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