Jul 30 2008
Entrepreneurship At It’s FINEST
A Dear You Classic
Dear DJ Flash,
Thank you! Thank you dearly!! Do you realize which level of the game you have just stepped it up to?!?! Not only are you feeding the people, you are giving them a two step at the fish fry as well!
Bra-fucking-vo!!!!
Too many times you hear about hip-hop artists “grinding” or “hustling.” How many of them are selling crab legs at their shows? Huh?? You have officially shut it down. You give a new meaning to cross-marketing. I can’t wait for your late night infomercials selling your seminars on scratching and de-veining. With all your certain future success you even find time to scratch that philanthropic itch by giving us a FREE mixtape with every order!! There are truly no more words to describe this.
Sarcastically yours,
