Dear You:

Note: Seymour Monet is a staff writer at TruthMerchants.com

Dear multi-tasker driving the M45,

Hello, I am the gentleman you almost killed today. I’m sure there is a very logical reason why you were putting on lipstick, talking on the phone AND driving. Maybe the power blinked and your alarm clock didn’t go off, maybe you’re late to meeting, maybe you’re a reckless bitch.

Who knows…

All I know is I thought I was Tom Cruise in Days of Thunder and I was going to have to go high. All that aside, I’m writing you this to let you know that when I followed you for the next mile leaning on my horn; I literally wanted your head to explode. I thank you for teaching me the true essence of road rage.
Lividly yours

Seymour Monet

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