Dear You:

Note: Seymour Monet is a staff writer for TruthMerchants.com

Dear lady holding the Nextel to her ear while it’s on speakerphone,

I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for providing perhaps the funniest image I have witnessed first-hand all year!  I want you to know that I wasn’t 100% sure I was going to send this letter until I confirmed whether or not you had a hearing aid.

You ma’am do not.

So seeing you hold your phone as if you were having a regular conversation and hearing your husband tell you about “that thing” that’s itching on his back again was more than enough to make my day.

Hysterically,

Seymour Monet

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