Dear You:

Note: Tobias Hustleman is a staff writer at TruthMerchants.com

Dear Elevator Gift Wrapper,

What you did today was really foul. Understandably, one can occasionally go overboard with the refried beans and cause a gassy situation. But I cannot allow you to offend our other co-workers with your gas and run tactics on the
elevator.

If you have to pass one, do it outside of the closed space.
Furthermore,  I don’t want to have to deal with the uncomfortable
situation of people cutting their eyes at each thinking, “who’s the loser
that farted in the elevator”.

Shit’s foul man…correct that.

Nauseously yours,

Tobias

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