Dear You:

Note: Preston Swagger is the webmaster and a staff writer at TruthMerchants.com

Well hello there…  I’m still fairly new to La La Land and I’d never stepped into the store before.   I’ve driven by it a million times (it sits on Hollywood Boulevard, just east of Cahuenga) but never gone in…

Until today.

The store is filled with every type of “alternative” chick you could ever wish for.

No…I’m not really into that.

But it can be so damn hot.  Everywhere I turned I saw a slightly more attractive version of the same thing:

The girl you could fall into complete lust with, have out-of-this-world, mind-numbing sex with until the crazy you knew was always there starts to leak out and you have to change the place where you usually park your car for fear of a broken window or slashed tire when you break things off.

But that sex is worth it everytime isn’t it!?

And I am into that.

Destructively yours,

P. Swagg

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