Sep 09 2008
Dear new Mexican joint,
Note: I.M. Haight is a staff writer for TruthMerchants.com
I am a recent patron of your establishment and I felt that you, as a new business, should be aware of something…
You don’t have hot salsa.
I repeat.
You do not have hot salsa.
I assume that you must not be aware of this, being that any respectable restaurant that calls itself “Mexican” must have some form of mouth charring hot salsa! I can not imagine a world in which you would knowingly open your doors without anything to serve me that will make me regret ordering it. It’s pretty standard for us “gringos” to come in and order the hottest shit on the menu to prove a point…and to get the trots the next day. Don’t deny me my bubble guts! That being said, the enchiladas were tasty. So, all in all it wasn’t a horrible experience. But next time I want taste and fire.
Indigestively,
I.M. Haight
This was well written and all too true. Plus, I lol’d so I had to drop a comment. What is mexican food without the kick? taco bell. And even their fire sauce is at least a bit tangy, though the sensation is more like licking up a chemical spill than testing your skills as a fire eater.. what do they call those circus acts that eat fire, anyway?