Dear You:

Note: Preston Swagger is the webmaster and a staff writer for TruthMerchants.com

Hi Suge,

I must say…when I strolled drunkenly into Mel’s on Sunset, you were the last person I expected to see.  I also didn’t expect you to be more fucked up than me…walk in by yourself…hit on anything that had a hint of a vagina (you might have been to high to notice, but I saw some tranny’s) and then order just a milkshake.

I don’t get excited when I see celebrities.  Also, Suge…

You’re not a celebrity.

But there is a very palpable feeling in the air when you arrive.  You are pretty fascinating.  Mainly because of the fact that the chances that you’ll pass out, throw up, strangle someone, get jumped, and/or pull out a gun exist in equal quantities.  I mean that’s the definition of excitement isn’t it??  Anyway…hope to see you next week.

Hope that milkshake was everything you dreamed it would be,

–Preston

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