Dear You:

Note: Preston Swagger is the webmaster and a staff writer for TruthMerchants.com

If you could move out…that would be phenomenal for me……..for us.  This is the second time I’ve seen you walking to your car in the morning… and I must say you are really doing it for me.  But there is ABSOLUTELY NO WAY I would ever date my neighbor.  The negatives far outweigh the positives.

If you turn out to be crazy…stalking me would be no problem.

If I decide to see other girls while I’m seeing you…you can see when and where they are there…when and where I’m home.

I mean your legs make me think unholy thoughts…this I can’t deny…but it’s still not healthy for either one of us to have that great a view into the other’s life right away.

So since you’ve been here longer, I think you should go.  You’ve gotten to enjoy this neighborhood longer than I have, I think it’s only right you let me have my turn now.  You don’t have to move far…and I promise…I’ll make it up to you.

As long as you’re not crazy.

Anxiously,

–Preston

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