Dear You:

Preston Swagger is the webmaster and a staff writer for TruthMerchants.com

Dear Everyone At Karaoke Last Night,

YES I only came there for the mixer.  In this industry networking is everything.  Free food is a very close second, and I was able to get both in one place.  You can’t turn that down.

NO I did not remember that that particular establishment starts doing karaoke after the mixer ends.  And…

NO I didn’t think about how packed the place would be because of AFM.  I also didn’t think our head of business affairs would start expensing drinks like a wild woman.  On second thought…THAT was actually foreseeable.  And as a result…

YES that was me doing Rick James’ “Super Freak” last night.

YES I did have my sunglasses on for no reason at all.  But you know what?

I KILLED THAT SHIT.  To the point where I inspired some guy to jump up and be my hype man and  some girl to be my backup dancers. (I don’t know who you guys were…but you did a hell of a job.)

NO karaoke is not my usually swagg.  Far from it infact.  So…

NO you’ll probably never see me do any shit like that ever again.  But for the folks who attended the Union mixer in Santa Monica last night…

You’re Welcome.

Yours in expensed drinks,

Preston