Dear You:

 Seymour Monet is a staff writer for TruthMerchants.com

Dear Boss’ Boss,

You just made my entire year.  When my desk was moved directly outside of big boss ladies office with the bay windows, I was hotter than boiling cheese grits.  However, the chance to hear you completely undress her today on speakerphone was better than cheese grits!  (only slightly though)  I don’t know if it was on purpose but to have the other supervisors there so she had to have it on speakerphone was Sun Tzu-esque.  “Do you even know what you’re doing Rebecca?” warranted a standing ovation…and almost got me fired because I’m horrible at stifling roaring laughter!  Fridays on a short pay week are always enjoyable but you just made this one top ten.  It’s high time that incompetence is recognized.

Yours in deep, deep gratitude,

Seymour Monet

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