Dear You:

Dear Grocery Store Cashier,

I’m not that picky. I know you get a lot of grief about how you bag things, but you won’t get any of that from me.  I’m a low maintenance customer.  I don’t care if the cold foods are bagged with other cold foods, or if all of the sodas and juices are kept together.  As long as my eggs and potato chips aren’t crushed, I don’t care how you do things.

That was, until yesterday.

As I said, I’m not picky…but even I had a problem with you putting the bottle of “Drain-O” I bought, right next to my Orange Juice.  Didn’t that seem a little ridiculous to you as you were doing it?  I kept waiting for the “oh I probably shouldn’t put the shit that will kill you if you swallow it next to this guy’s beverages” light to come on.  But it didn’t, much to my surprise.  I know that both the bottles have handles, but going forward you’ll need to know the difference between Drain-O and Tropicana.

Yours in safety,

Preston Swagger

PS – Thanks for not crushing my eggs or chips.