Dear You:

Dear Lebron James,

Was that really necessary?  I come home from a hard day of work and I eat some dinner.  I flip over to ESPN so that I can enjoy some NBA action with my meal.  And what do I get??  You putting on an absolutely DISGUSTING performance against the Celtics!  I almost threw up the food I had just eaten.

38 Points

7 Rebounds

6 Assists

4 Steals

3 Blocks

Those numbers are just NASTY!!  They’re hard to look at while eating.  I don’t have as much money as you do, Lebron.  If you put up numbers so sick that I throw up……well then that’s just money wasted for me!!  I don’t need that!

WE ARE IN A RECESSION!!

Going forward, if you can let me know when you are going to lose your mind and drop astronomical numbers on an opposing team, I’d really appreciate it.  That way I’ll watch the game on an empty stomach.

You are a bad…bad…man Lebron.  Congrats in advance on your MVP trophy.  You look more unstoppable than ever, which is an outrageous thought in and of itself.

Yours in complete awe,

Preston

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