Dear You:

Dear Will,

I wouldn’t give you garbage for Christmas so why would you do it to me?

Somewhere out there, a young lady went to see “Seven Pounds” and told me I should see it because it was the best movie of the year.

So I did…

And after the Grim Reaper gave me a “No Refunds” slip for two hours of my life, I promptly messaged my friend and asked her why she ruined my Christmas.  She said the movie was heartfelt and the ending was surprising.

Yeah, I was surprised it was so bad.

For one, the robot from “I, Robot” had more personality than Will Smith in this movie. Along with this, the guy swims like a fish in the ocean with one lung and part of a liver. Rosario Dawson did look good though.  But she looks good when she is supposed to look bad.

Truthfully, if you ever see this movie, you’ll see why I wanted to punch Woody Harrelson in both eyes for that garbage ending. Someone in the movie theater even had the nerve to say it’s going to win some Oscars…yeah Oscar Meyer. In fact, I would have been upset if I had traded a bologna sandwich for tickets to that movie.

Next time Will, tell me to spend the $10.50 on some Blue Moon.

Hoping there’s not a Six Pounds prequel,

Jheri Miracle

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