Jan 19 2009
Dear YouTube Singers
(Submitted by G)
Dear YouTube Singers,
If you could stop uploading those bullshit videos of yourself singing the popular song of the moment horrendously — it would be amazing for me. When I do a search for Jazmin Sullivan’s I Need You Bad…guess what I’m NOT looking for.
Tiffany Johnson singing Jazmin Sullivan’s I Need You Bad. And really…
Who is?????
I mean why even do this? Do you think record execs are trolling around YouTube looking for the next big grainy webcam act. Do you really think you’ll ever get this call: “Listen, I caught you singing Shakira on YouTube and I was just blown away! Can you come by my office today??”
Singing badly is one thing. Singing badly and recording it is another. But singing badly, recording it, and forcing it onto the rest of the world is just criminal. I’m not kidding. I feel like you’re breaking some sort of statute!!
Yours In Ridiculousness,
G
actually i think you should stop because actually alot of people are famous because of youtube and have there music out. look at bo burnham or emily harder so that might be your opinion but my opinion is your wrong