Jan 23 2009
Dear Robert Downey Jr.

Dear Robert Downey Jr.,
If someone told me in 2007 that a white actor would play in black face, I would have laughed…and then possibly assaulted that person. If I was told that that someone would be you…I never would’ve believed it. If I were told that it would be hilarious…I would have been beyond skeptical…and if I were told that you’d be nominated for an academy award for your performance…I would have bet my testicles on the contrary.
I mean…comedies never get the oscar nod
Well congratulations to you and my balls. Tropic Thunder was indeed hilarious and I thought you were brilliant. There is certainly some interesting competition in your category, so I doubt you’ll win (I’m personally pulling for Heath) — but I think just getting the nod is a great thing.
Looking forward to whatever you come up with next,










And remember, never go full retard.
haven’t seen it yet. but it is hard to believe he pulled it off. Why didn’t they just pick an AA actor?
Even funnier is that the dude is named Alpa Chino, hawks a product called Booty Sweat, and is romantically involved with Lance Bass. How cool and crude is that?