Dear You:

Dear Facebook,

Let’s  be real with each other “facebook friends” are a different thing.  I have 211 friends on facebook — I regularly talk to about 4 of them on the phone or in person.  The number goes to 10 or 15 if you include the occasional email.  So I ask you:

Why in the Sam Hell do I need to know 25 random things about these fools!

You have to put a stop to this, Facebook!  Yesterday, someone from college asked to be my friend.  I accepted…3 seconds later he tagged me with that stupid post!  Please outlaw it or something.  It’s annoyance is only topped by it’s proliferation.  Can you think of anything more useless than 185 people that I haven’t talked to for anywhere ranging from 10 months to 10 years telling me TWENTY FIVE RANDOM things???

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!!

Here is a the perfect example of what I’m talking about.  It’s called Facebook In Real Life:

Randomly yours,

The Facebook Hurler

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