Dear You:

Dear Budweiser,
First of all, thank you.  I’ve always thought that Valentine’s Day was a ridiculous excuse for a holiday and you just legitimized my stance.  It is a day for retailers to feel the love of all of our money lining their pockets.  This just shows me that there is no ceiling…or floor, whichever analogy you prefer.

You were even kind enough to throw in a beer cozy for the Bud Light cans!

How thoughtful.
Seriously, this is perhaps the funniest thing I’ve seen in ’09 and I say that about once a week.  I’m thinking about staking out this gas station just to see if anyone has the balls to buy one.  This really is a good idea though.  I might buy a few for some broads that have pissed me off before!  A double deuce of Bud and a plastic rose.  What better way to say F you?

Still LMAO,

Seymour Monet

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