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Mar 11 2009

Dear Bathroom Conservationist

Published by The Postman at 5:14 am under Dear You Edit This

 

Reader Submission -

Dear Bathroom Conservationist,

I appreciate your efforts to conserve toilet seat covers, however, I must say that I am reluctant to use the extra toilet seat cover that you accidentally pulled out and re-stuffed back into the dispenser.

I don’t know where your hands have been most of the time, but I know they have been to this restroom on at least one occasion, if not more, and I don’t know if I want to use a toilet seat cover that had been mangled by the hands of someone who may not have washed her hands.

Additionally, I don’t know if this toilet seat cover may have also fallen to the ground before you replaced it back in the box.  Please, in the future, throw the additional toilet seat cover away, or flush it, and find some way in your personal life to make up for this wasteful act.

Sincerely,

A user of common sense

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One Response to “Dear Bathroom Conservationist”

  1. hindleyiteon 11 Mar 2009 at 1:59 pm edit this

    Just use bogroll, it’s what I do. Blasted sprayers.

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