Dear You:

Dear Asian Lady at Target,

We shared a moment didn’t we?  I know that we don’t know each other, but for a few seconds we were united in wonder.  I glanced over.  You glanced over.  And then we looked at each other and shrugged as we thought:

This chick in front of us at the Target in West Hollywood is a dude, right?

To his(?) credit, he did a great job of…ummm…covering things up.  I mean even though we both silently agreed, it was clear that neither one of us was really sure.  But in the end, there is no accounting for man-hands is there?  Well my new silent friend, I hope to see you again.  I wonder what mystery we’ll uncover next…

Yours in the search of truth,

Preston

And because I couldn’t resist:

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