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Apr 07 2009

Dear Semi-Attractive Woman on the Train

Published by The Postman at 9:21 am under Dear You Edit This

 

 

Dear Semi-Attractive Woman on the Train:

I’ve heard of giving someone “the eye”. I’ve gotten the eye once or twice myself. More aggressive people engage in something fondly known as “eye fucking”. It’s “the eye” on steroids. I’m no “eye virgin”. I’ve been “eye fucked” before.

But a step beyond all of the above is what you did to me the other day on the train. Before that day I can’t say that I’ve ever seen “eye rape”… but all that has been changed. The worst part is that it all began because I was trying to read the subway map ABOVE YOUR HEAD. I wasn’t even looking at you. (But you’ll probably tell your friends I was begging for it).

Uncomfortably violated,

Jonathon

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4 Responses to “Dear Semi-Attractive Woman on the Train”

  1. # Mitchon 07 Apr 2009 at 7:39 pm edit this

    That was excellent.

  2. # MandiiNicholeon 09 Apr 2009 at 7:13 am edit this

    Hilarious! I’ve used the term “eye-rape” before. Its real, its out there, and its SO creepy!

  3. # Just A Thoughton 09 Apr 2009 at 11:48 am edit this

    Ha! I know as a progressive person, I should be more sympathetic, but welcome to the world women live in. I hope you feel dirty, and that you remember this the next time you inappropriately oogle a beautiful women.

    I’m sorry, but a few members of the Y-chromosome species are being total dackwads at work, and I’m not too fond of y’all right about now.

  4. # The Postmanon 09 Apr 2009 at 1:30 pm edit this

    Wow. This man was VIOLATED!! LMAO. I guess this should inspire some sympathy for what happens to women. It doesn’t though. It’s called NATURAL ORDER, folks.

    LOL

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